plz talk dirty to me
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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