i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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