It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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