i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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