Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
