Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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