Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My bed smells like the plague
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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