im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
soo... how was my night?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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