So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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