The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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