North Korea, Best Korea!
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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