There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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