Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It's blow job season.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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