does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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