We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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