Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
When are your genitals available?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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