party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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