oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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