someone get that fucking seahorse.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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