Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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