I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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