just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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