ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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