guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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