Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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