plz talk dirty to me
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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