is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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