I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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