I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Randomize
