I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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