Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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