It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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