I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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