thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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