I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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