At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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