"it" just moved
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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