I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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