i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
A bitchslap is in order.
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