she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i just google imaged poop.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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