Welp...herpes.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
not ubering you a puppy
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
