What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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