Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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