Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
