I'm really into asian looking animals
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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