Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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