is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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