How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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