Cold hands, warm shart.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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