On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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