There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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