your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
love makes seman taste better
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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