we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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