Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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