your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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